by this age (21) i was hoping to have married rich to an older guy and be locked away in a huge mansion by now
absollution: can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself
poopinginschool: interviewer: any special talents? me:
since coming out, my dad has become that girl that’s all “omg i know someone else that’s gay too!! you should meet them!!”
robert downey jr can get it. he’s got this whole hot older dad thing going on. i’m down for it, i’m down for him, i wanna go down on him.
omg the ending of the latest episode of game of thrones!! the khalessi is a total bad bitch~~
i’m more the khalessi, and you’re more the cat stark